Is Steve racist? Is Rick just too sensitive? And what's the deal with Rick's dirty gay Uncle Bakla?
In this preview Steve joins Rick's family at a Filipino dinner that comes with Tinikling dancing! Yippee! Bamboo poles get slammed on the ground and the dancers prance in between and around them. Who knew Rick's mom had such hot moves? But will Rick's rice-queen ex Hunter ruin everything?
Also in this episode: Steve goes to a black gay bar to prove he's not a bigot, American Idol veteran Kimberly Locke guest stars as Steamroom Sally and Noah's Arc's Darryl Stephens even lends his voice to the madness.
Can't we all just get along?
Check out the next episode of Rick & Steve, premiering Tuesday, Jan. 6th at 10PM/ET on Logo.
Christmas sucks! Or, more to the point, giving gifts to someone who doesn't give you gifts back sucks. Therein lies Steve's reluctance to fork over cash for presents for Dana and Kirsten. Rick's all like... "But they're family! They're raising our daughter!" but Steve is not convinced.
After all, Dana never gives them gifts. And Kirsten just gives Rick a pepper grinder each year! No fair!
Not surprisingly, Steve would rather spend his money on a slutty trip to Mykonos! What's a materialistic homo to do?
Merry Christmas! Happy Chaka Khan!
Mother Morally Superior is a rogue member of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. When not berating homosexuals for being too stereotypical, Mother Morally Superior hosts charity bingo and works at Target.
Flaxseed is a member of the Radical Fairies. While Flaxseed says he goes on excursions to the woods in order to bond with the fairies and nature and get in touch with his inner girly-boy, it's really just for the orgies.
Why beautify a home when you can beautify the streets on which you live? That's how Soo, the toughest homeless homemaking bull dyke you'll ever meet, approaches the world. Although this Silicon Valley trust-fund baby inherited millions of dollars on her 18th birthday, she gave it all away in a drug-induced frenzy at Burning Man and has lived happily on the streets ever since.
A gender queer who can barely tolerate the label "gender queer," V chooses not to work in order to make a point. "Work is the opiate of the masses," V, who admits to regularly smoking opium, espouses.
The most hated mayor in America, Mayor Screwsum is the world's biggest proponent of the LGBTQQGIPNQGNASASUTSPBCACGSVLLTPAS- ECDHAUGVHISUDISSTHCSPDFSMTHCCC community.
Rarely seen in San Francisco proper, Harry Tubman is a heterosexual protector of gays who have been kicked out of the Castro for being too stereotypical. A martyr till the end, Harry spends his time in the shadows, rescuing cliched queens and often having to "take one for the team" in order to save those who normally wouldn't give a breeder like him the time of day.
Bruce Bandersnatch is the oldest homosexual in the world. Born in the late '20s (he'll say late '70s), Bruce has been kicked out of every pivotal gay rights movement or moment in history, including the Mattechine Society, the Stonewall Bar, the AIDS Quilt ceremony, and Madonna's Blonde Ambition tour backstage meet-and-greet. You ain't seen bitter until you've met Bruce.
It's Evan again! Oh my stars, what a gayventure we had in San Francisco this week! Here's the deets!
Chuck took all of us to San Francisco for gay pride.
I'd never been to the Motherland, so you can imagine my disappointment when I realized that Chuck was there to do a bunch of silly things he’d always wanted to do before he died!
At first I was super mad, but I soon realized that checking things off his death list was more fun than hanging out in the Castro, where lots of crazy alterna-gays chased Rick, Steve, Dana and Kirsten out for being too stereotypical.
Lucky for them they took refuge in the secret straight underbelly of San Francisco...
...where this straight guy Harry Tubman made the ultimate sacrifice to keep them safe (I can't go into what Harry's sacrifice was in a PG-13 rated blog, but let's just say that it rhymes with "laynal hex").
While Chuck and I checked items off the chuck-et list by defying gravity, the rest of the gang met the oldest gay in San Francisco...
Bruce Bandersnatch. He makes Chuck look like a twink! (I thought he was kind of hot.)
Anyway, he was all outcasty and insane and tried to blow up San Francisco, but Chuck and I saved the day.
Smooches crotches, bitches!
If you can afford the real estate prices, and few homos can these days, The Castro has something for everyone - the gorgeous Castro theater, overpriced eateries, 5 million gay bars, and the sluttiest free-lovin' dope smokin' people in the land!
San Francisco...where being normal is weird! Sing with San Franciscans loud and proud!
San Francisco (Pride Anthem)
From Ep. 205 "Swallowing Pride"
Music: Meiro Stamm
Lyrics: Q. Allan Brocka
San Francisco where the pride never ends
You can play some disco and ride our rear ends
Shave your hair
Or grow it long
Use your foreskin for a bong
Boys in culottes
Girls with beards
In San Francisco no one's weird
So take a risk, go make some new friends
In San Francisco, the pride never ends
Tit for Tat is where the current taint tattooing frenzy began. The parlour is run by Vernice and Jade, two lesbians who have shaved more taints than Armisted Maupin (he's totally into that).
Gay P&P Park, home of the San Francisco Fisters, is fun for the entire family! Enjoy the 9.5" wieners, chug the lukewarm beer, and maybe even watch some of the game!
